10.Panty Rap
Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
Ike willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Ray white (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Steve vai (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Warren cucurullo (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Denny walley (slide guitar, vocals)
Tommy mars (keyboards, vocals)
Peter wolf (keyboards)
Bob harris (keyboards, trumpet, vocals)
Ed mann (percussion)
Arthur barrow (bass, vocals)
Vinnie colaiuta (drums)
Fz：
'hello there, welcome to the show. no, we are not going to play
'cheepnis' - that's right - but we are collecting underpants,
and we are collecting brassieres, we are collecting small artic
F feminine underclothing. we are making a quilt... really -
trust me. so here's the deal, if you're a girl and you're
wearing a dress, whip 'em off, that's it, see？ no problem. even
with a pin..
T does it say？ 'nobody's perfect'. i guess so... what we got
here？ oh. now let's see what's on the inside. uh huh, trainer
coos. okay. s'more, s'more... underpants, brassieres, just send
'em up,
Roblem. oh, you'll warm up to it. if you're wearing pants and
you have bikinis on underneath your pants, rip the edges and
pull 'em out; if you're wearing those big old ugly cotton jobs
go to th
Let and take 'em off, okay？ so far, ladies and gentlemen, the
response from this particular community has not been especially
gratifying. perhaps you're a little bit too intellectual here.
here'
Ething... tasteful, very tasteful.
.. you'll get into it. oh, some more - look - it's almost like
going to a, well, never mind. heh, heh, heh. i just want to
remind you that you are in direct competition with chicago,
which so fa
Produced the highest yield of female underclothes of any place
in the united states. oh, here's one, thank you very much.
chicago, if you'll recall, was the town in which we received the
very f
Voodoo butter underpants... heh, heh... the pants that nearly
broke tommy mars' neck. as soon as he took a whiff of those, his
head went back this far, and he was heard to mutter 'jeezus'.
so,
N't care what kind of condition they're in. what've we got here？
'twat book', okay. uh huh, very good - zeets, whadduya think？ he
already has that one... no problem, though. well, tonight you're
A be entertained by; ike willis on guitar and vocals; tommy mars
on keyboards and 'jeezus'. you're also going to be entertaining
yourselves a little bit, but don't worry about it. steve vai on
g
, vocals and light blue hair'
.
Ike：
'another contestant over there'.
Fz：
'oh, some more？ okay. vinnie colaiuta on booklet. now what does
this say？ 'hi frank, how about'...what does this say？ 'my hat
from the...how about wearing my hat...wearing...' how about thi
Is is a college community, right？ 'how about wearing,
w-e-r-e-i-n-g never mind. arthur barrow on bass; bob harris on
keyboards, high vocal trumpet and vegetables; and, ladies and
gentlemen, the
-famous ray white on guitar and vocals. okay, you ready？ one,
two, three, four...'
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